1. Umugore mwiza cyane yagiye kwivuza kwa muganga w'indwara z'abagore (gynécologue) . Ubusanzwe abaganga nk'aba bazwiho kudakubagana ariko uyu we byaranze pe! Nuko umugore akinjira muganga amusaba gukuramo imyenda, undi ayikuramo. Muganga amukora ku ibere aramubaza ati "ndi gukora iki?" Umugore ati "uri kureba niba nta cancer mfite mu ibere". Muganga akomeza kumukora ku mubiri hose amubaza ngo ndi gukora iki, ari nako nyamugore amusubiza. Kera kabaye sinzi uko yamwegereye atangira kumusambanya. Bigeze aho aramubaza ati "ndi gukora iki?'' Umugore ati "uri kwandura imitezi kuko ariyo naje nje kwivuza!" 2. Umugabo warushwaga ibigango n'umugore we,baratonganye tmugore aramufata amujugunya inyuma y'urugo. Abna babyumvise bati papa icyo ni igiki kiguye murutooki? Ati ni ikote riguye mo sha abana bati nonese ko uri gutaka? Ati erega nanjye nari ndirimo!
3.Umugabo yagiye gucumbika ahantu bumwiriyeho asanga muri urwo rugo batetse imyungu, kandi nyir'urugo yarayikundaga cyane!!! Ubwo rero bafata icyemezo cyo kurya bakamwima. Bikingirana mu cyumba batangira kurya, noneho wa mugabo akajya yongorera umugore we ati: "Nyongera imyungu." Umushyitsi akabyumva akumirwa, gusa abandi ntibari bazi ko abumva. Bamaze kurya bararyama. Mu ijoro baterwa n'abajura nuko wa mushyitsi abyuka vuba afata icumu aritera wa mujura maze arivuga ati: "Nkwice nkwirahire umuhungu wa Nyongerimyungu!"
4. Umusore ukiri imanzi ( virgin ) yiyemeje gukora imibonano mpuzabitsina ngo abe nk'abandi ye! Ni uko agufatiye inzira no muri farumasi ngo ba! Ahageze abwira nyiri farumasi ko ashaka udukingirizo, ko kandi ari ubwa mbere agiye gukora ibyo bintu. Undi amubera umwana mwiza amusobanurira n'uko ari bubikore, anamubwira ko nta bwoba biri bucemo. Umusore amubwira ko afitanye gahunda n'inkumi iwabo nijoro kuko ababyeyi bayo hari aho bari bube bagiye (hatari guhinga kure ariko!)
Amasaha ageze nyamusore araza, ageze iwabo w'umukobwa asanga ababyeyi ntibaragenda ahubwo nibwo bakigera ku meza. Bahise bamuha karibu ku meza nawe yiyemeza gusengera ayo mafunguro. Uko yakubitse umutwe yawugumishije hasi biratinda, maze umukobwa aramwongorera ati "chou, sinarinzi ko ukunda gusenga bigeze aho!'' Umusore nawe ati "chou, sinarinzi ko so ari we nyiri farumasi !"
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